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April Demotivational Poster


BACON DEODORANT - When you truly want to smell delicious Warning Avoid hungry Pitbulls




APOPHIS -


TAGS: asteroid collision 2036 april friday 13 paper beats rock
Rating: 4.53/5

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pzykosiz - October 27, 2010, 6:05 pm
are they gonna create some giant scissors as well to protect us from the paper?
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:45 pm
excellent 5L
Neener - October 27, 2010, 5:06 pm
I'll buy a whole case!
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
neener, it's called talent.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 4:55 pm
I want whatever you're on that made you come up with that angle.


365 FOOLS -




THIRSTY? -


TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


TICK TICK TICK - Israel is not going to let this happen


TAGS: my money is on april
Rating: 3.93/5

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me4891 - February 11, 2010, 11:53 am
Agree with June, unless Iran tries to test. Then it would be that night.
rerun - February 11, 2010, 11:40 am

I go with June.


HELLO MA'AM - I'm Your 5 pm Appointment, I Guess... French Manicure This Time, Please




TAX FORMS - I can read all the words, but they make no sense arraigned like that!


TAGS: tax time why me argh april 15
Rating: 3.63/5

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Master - May 24, 2011, 10:10 pm
Um... They are INTENDED to not make sense. www.losthorizons.com explains why. The Talking Heads exhorted all to "Stop Making Sense!", but Title 26 had already done so.


APRIL FOOL'S DAY -


TAGS: april fools day forever alone
Rating: 4.94/5

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Finchy123 - August 25, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'd laugh so hard if she relised you were serious and when you were gonna propose it was on April Fool's Day.
WellThatSucked - April 7, 2012, 2:16 pm
Dude, that's just powerful
tellitlikeitis - April 1, 2012, 8:21 pm
Very cute...bad timing is all.
caveman - April 1, 2012, 7:54 pm
(No no no, you got it all wrong rick, April does fool people, so the apostrophe should be there)(do you think he bought it) (well we'll just have to wait and see)
Rick69 - April 1, 2012, 3:15 pm
Oh Shi... This here is deep... (I almost don't have the heart to point out the apostrophe should be after the "s" in "fool's")... I still commend you heartily for this...
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:32 am
n-i-c-e


FINALLY, A HOLIDAY FOR ATHEISTS - April 1st Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God'


TAGS: why not april fool s day
Rating: 2.42/5

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mmmBingSoo - September 15, 2009, 2:17 pm
ehh 14:1 isnt 4:1 facepalm
todd snyder - September 15, 2009, 11:09 am
Bingo ! 5 Lions for you.


APRIL FOOLS - Never get the wife to pack your lunchbox on April Fools Day Or you'll die laughing




CIGARETTES AND WHISKEY - and wild wild Women they'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane




BIRTH CONTROL - When all else fails, Try the .50 caliber option.




CONTRACEPTION - They Do It With The Face


TAGS: birth control motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.9/5

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rerun - April 5, 2010, 9:35 pm

the one in the middle looks like she just got corn-holed, hard.


APRIL FOOLS - I was kidding when I said that it was clear to go!




SWEET REVENGE - A dish best served cold, and with ice cream.




NOT SAFE FOR WORK - "I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things." (Alan Coren)




A fart -


TAGS: its all green motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 9:46 pm
Hilarious, Silvy!!!! I love a good fart joke! The toxic cloud pic is AWESOME!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!!


High On Life! -




KISSES -


TAGS: april assignment challenge kiss
Rating: 4.78/5

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GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:47 am
he's just jealous of all the b***s you were around today. 5L
CANADA - April 22, 2010, 11:54 pm
excited for peanut b***er?
ICEMAN - April 22, 2010, 11:53 pm
5 doggie treats. Well done CK.


NOSE PICKING - Mr. Wu Needs Your Helping Hand!




Prince -


TAGS: prince death doves cry june 1958 april 2016
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2016, 10:00 am
Thank you 'cern. We've lost too many great artists recently, but, this one really struck a chord with me. Another nail in the coffin of my youth I suppose...no puns intended.
concern3 - April 22, 2016, 5:32 am
Very Nice< UP yours


EASTER SUNDAY MEAN PRANK - Welcome to Wisconsin


TAGS: april fools
Rating: 5/5

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Capt. Morgan - March 29, 2013, 10:10 pm
So, how is that Man-made Global Warming working for now? Same in Europe too if you follow the news.


BIRTH CONTROL - They Doing It Wrong


TAGS: china motifake calender 6 april 2010
Rating: 2.64/5

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Iconoclast - April 5, 2010, 7:45 pm
The emphasis on boys has recently been changing, but it was in place when we welcomed a granddaughter into our family.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:17 pm
They're doing it right... except for the emphasis on only boys.


CUBBY & CULOS -




YOU'RE PREGNANT? - On April first? After having a headache for the past week? Seems legit.


TAGS: cliche april fools pregnancy
Rating: 4.4/5

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WellThatSucked - April 7, 2012, 2:13 pm
Too legit


IN_COMES TAXI - That Was The Last Time I Said: "Please Drive Me As Near As Possible..."


TAGS: april 15 motifake calendar income tax thru shop window
Rating: 4.13/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:51 pm
thx everybody. your fun is my pleasure! ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:33 am
Nice one Forseti! 5L
GreyScorpion - April 15, 2010, 9:10 am
you get you some new smoke forseti? you've raised your game. 5L
sickartist - April 15, 2010, 8:56 am
Nice spin on the challenge 5L


LUCK - THIS IS HOW you make your own.


TAGS: maybe i ll get the april assignment right
Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

GreyScorpion - April 3, 2010, 4:00 pm
it's not you Airman, I think Phy had his "goggles" on when he made this :)
Airman - April 3, 2010, 3:56 pm
Hey Phy.. not sure if it's my monitor, or my eyes, but I really have trouble reading the text under LUCK. Might want to switch colors.. or again, it might just be me
phydeaux - April 3, 2010, 2:36 pm
I have a spiffy new van I saw in the forum...let me run out and find it...
thatonechick - April 3, 2010, 11:30 am
Unforgivable. To the van with ye!
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:29 am
Opps, I sneezed.
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:28 am
Yes. 5
GySgt1811 - April 3, 2010, 11:28 am
Yes. 5
agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 10:37 am
d*** skippy! 5


THEY CALLED HIM A FOOL - For building an ark in the middle of the forest. But he showed them all who was a fool when they all drowned.


TAGS: noah s ark april 1 topic early
Rating: 3/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 29, 2010, 8:20 pm
Hasbunmb - For every story there is a bit of truth behind it. And R.S.Jake, that would be a pimp house boat.
R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 12:50 pm
Still would make a pretty sweet house-boat, wouldn't it?
Hasbunmb - March 29, 2010, 12:47 pm
And then someone ELSE had to show you who was the fool when they revealed to you that its a STORY....


INCOM' TAX' - The German Version




Assumptions -


TAGS: george carlin april 15 where to stick it
Rating: 4.86/5

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steve1961 - April 12, 2014, 12:00 am
That was during Prohibition...Things are calmer now...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 11:26 pm
Good God! Why is it in the U.S. it seems like the first offense: the FBI breaks down your door and arrests everyone including Grandma?!?
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:18 pm
pay a penalty, not be a penalty
Airman - April 11, 2014, 11:17 pm
I went through this a couple of years ago.. I got 1099'd on some income that was a surprise. If you don't respond to their letters, they will garnish your wages. Just call them, set up a payment plan. You will be a penalty and interest, but they will help
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
the primary goal.
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 10:41 pm
Depending on length of time, you are charged interest on money owing. There is a "payment" plan available to people who need to pay in installments. I doubt criminal charges would happen except in extreme cases of proven tax evasion since getting money is
rerun - April 11, 2014, 9:40 pm

Probably get a fine for being late, possible criminal charges if they think you forgot "intentionally"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 8:49 pm
Now this next question is just as genuine as my previous ones: what if you owe, not aware and don't file?
steve1961 - April 11, 2014, 6:01 pm
None...if you are getting a refund...
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2014, 5:14 pm
Curious, what is the penalty for filing late in Canada?
MissPriss - April 11, 2014, 11:15 am
Haven't started mine either. The hold up? Waiting to hear back from 2 government agencies for T5's & the online Canada Revenue filing site is down due to some virus. Promise! This year I was gonna to file on time...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 10, 2014, 11:57 pm
Same here.
lgvernon - April 10, 2014, 12:35 pm

I haven't even started mine, yet.


30 PIECES OF SILVER -


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash revenge dash judas dash what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity dash where i am going i can only take smiles
Rating: 4.62/5

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Derek - April 8, 2010, 4:37 pm
Sadly ineffective on some people
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:49 am
Excellent!


PLENITUDE -


TAGS: life april fool
Rating: 4.55/5

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Krickit - April 2, 2013, 12:36 am
Oh yeah that was today huh?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2013, 7:02 pm
Lol, wait... That hit a little to close to home.


Hello Kids -




FOOLS DAY -




CROWD CONTROL -


TAGS: april calendar 2010 birthcontrol family planning
Rating: 4/5

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rerun - April 6, 2010, 10:05 pm

Octomom squared?


TUNNELS - 1L, Princess Diana!


TAGS: the 1990s 5 april 2010 motifake poster assignment calendar
Rating: 3.88/5

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forseti - July 1, 2011, 2:58 am
Happy 50th birthday, Lady Di(e)! ;(
Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 9:10 am
Agreed mooooooooo, this is pure f***ing amsome! 5L foreskinny
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 5:06 am
Wrong! 5L
CANADA - April 6, 2010, 2:07 pm
Diana, life in the fast lane
TheTrashHeap - April 5, 2010, 12:42 am
I was. She had it coming.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 12:41 am
You're a bigger influence than you realize.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 12:40 am
You guys?!?!? I wasn't even IN England!
Produceman117 - April 5, 2010, 12:39 am
Ha! Wow... you guys are horrible.
Produceman117 - April 5, 2010, 12:39 am
Ha! Wow... you guys are horrible.
Cloudchaser - April 5, 2010, 12:24 am
I hear that how they found out she had dandruff is that they found her Head & Shoulders in the dashboard
MrRandom - April 4, 2010, 11:29 pm
Terrible TTH, terrible. Still laughed though.
TheTrashHeap - April 4, 2010, 11:27 pm
Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?.... and the dashboard and the steering wheel...
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 10:02 pm
Yeah.... aging? That's more of a tragedy!
forseti - April 4, 2010, 10:00 pm
thx! But I was shocked because of how long ago this was... 31 August 1997. I become old :(
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 9:48 pm
This took balls! 5L


TASTELESS -


TAGS: motifake monthly april 1st
Rating: 3.8/5

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Who Cares? - April 1, 2010, 11:46 pm
Sausage cave paintings make the baby jesus cry
spacedog - April 1, 2010, 8:02 pm
5Ls. Great job Face!
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 12:41 pm
ROR! Very true matt. I would guess that Moo and rerun might spruce up the sausage cave with "body painting" but not actually have it take place there
Fatt Matt - April 1, 2010, 12:25 pm
As long as there is no body painting in the "sausage cave"...+5
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 11:50 am
They are showing you how to paint some of cubby's lovely ladies. I don't think either would wanna touch any of us with a ten foot pole
R.S.Jake - April 1, 2010, 11:47 am
Now, the body painting article...are they showing how to body paint or painting us? This is important!
Faceplant31 - April 1, 2010, 11:44 am
Thanks guys!
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 10:19 am
5 sausage caves!!
Cubbybear - April 1, 2010, 10:18 am
5/5 this is an classic!


NAUSEA - Even a seasoned vet has limits.




THE 90S? - EASY! 'tween 80s and today!




BEATIFUL DAY -




IF I DID IT - We Wouldn't Live On A Flat Earth Any Longer!


TAGS: o j simpson murder 5 april 2010 motifake poster assignment calendar
Rating: 3.29/5

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Sean - April 4, 2010, 11:29 pm
Very well done. And I say that even though I don't actually believe he is guilty (nor was there a racist police attempt to frame him). And he was at the crime scene the night of ... having got a call from the actual murderer.
rerun - April 4, 2010, 11:22 pm

forseti - 5L, I had to think on this one (very tired). Getting the hang of it.


90'S GRUNGE -


TAGS: april calendar the 90 s grunge highlighted in the mid 90 s nirvana 27 club brian jones jimi hendrix janis joplin jim morrison and kurt cobain barney friends clits
Rating: 3.22/5

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lesterinside - April 5, 2010, 3:36 am
1L for 27 Club tag, that's shorter.
forseti - April 5, 2010, 2:59 am
1L for the hendrix joplin morrison tag!


REVENGE - Yeah - The Tri-Lamdas got theirs with a side of Pi Delta Pi


TAGS: challenge april fri***x
Rating: 3.08/5

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familyghost - April 13, 2010, 4:28 pm
How do you misspell "Lambda" when it's in the picture?


TIME TO COLONIZE THE MOON -




HONEY PUNKIN - ...either his diaper needs changing or the neighbor's dog dumped in our yard again!


TAGS: april
Rating: 2.09/5

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MY DEODORANT - Cleans, Freshens & Deodorizes - Even Under The Rim! Without Hard Scrubbing (Only Once A Week)


TAGS: deodorant motifake calender 9 april 2010 smells good
Rating: 2/5

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Cloudchaser - April 9, 2010, 11:20 am
AND IF YOU BUY NOW...


Stress -




LIFE -


TAGS: life big joke not in on motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

maoworks2 - April 10, 2015, 6:51 pm
Great Pic, And True For Sure And 5 Life Long L'S
Silverheart - April 10, 2015, 8:26 am

Thanks. It took me a while to find a pic that suited the text. I'd been holding on to this quote a while.
premiumgrade - April 9, 2015, 4:01 pm
I love this. Text & picture were made for each other. 5L


No Joke?! -


TAGS: april fool pregnant joke
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 1:35 pm
Thanks! I joined 5 months after you lol
MissPriss - March 7, 2016, 1:34 pm
Oh and don't go getting all UPpity on me now.
MissPriss - March 7, 2016, 1:32 pm
500 posters? Makes it seem like you've been around for longer than time itself. Can't wait for the 2nd coming. Congrats!
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 1:19 pm
Thanks, dizz! You're a doll ;)
mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 1:04 pm
Congratulations, JW!!! That's a major milestone!!!! GOOD JOB!!!!!! I've enjoyed your posters and am looking forward to seeing the next 500! Keep cranking them out! HUGS!!!!!!!
mizzdizz - March 7, 2016, 1:01 pm
Its okay son. It'll be over in a few months-----then you'll REALLY have your hands full!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! ^!!!!!!
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 12:47 pm
Haha i'll pass ;)
Rick69 - March 7, 2016, 12:39 pm
... How about babies?
JesusWept - March 7, 2016, 12:03 pm
This, friends and neighbours, is my 500th poster. Feel free to congratulate me. (I take cash, checks and credit cards)


Thirsty Thursday -


TAGS: calendar april thirsty thursday good friday explained cheers tv sitcom
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 9, 2015, 10:46 am
I'll take it!
mizzdizz - April 8, 2015, 5:55 pm
A single finger salute telling you you're #1! ROTFL!!!!!
MissPriss - April 8, 2015, 1:53 pm
dizz, it's actually quite easy...take A over 134 and divide it by the subatomic matter of y then x Emc2=your mom's age in dog years and subtract 3! Thanks for the L's and the opportunity to completely screw you up...teehee
mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:58 am
Here's to Tony's Sports Bar in Miramar where I spent many a Thirsty Thursday kickin it back, talkin story with my friends! Wow, that was something like 15 years ago! I HATE math!!!! LOL! 5L Prissy!
MissPriss - April 4, 2015, 12:10 am
Silvie!
MissPriss - April 4, 2015, 12:09 am
Thanks 'cern. Pull up a stool and we'll talk
concern3 - April 3, 2015, 5:55 am
Fond memories a 5er
Silverheart - April 2, 2015, 4:57 pm

Sometime you need to go, where everybody knows your name...


How soon is now? -




Here's to the atom bomb -


TAGS: smile fake it till you feel it motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - April 22, 2015, 1:24 am
that's a 5L lol
GaryO - April 21, 2015, 10:10 pm
Sly...are you OK?


Work hardly -


TAGS: work truly is a four letter word koi koi koi motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 10, 2015, 6:55 pm
Bet it's not their fault that they're temporarily idle.


it's spring! -




Clear Path -




Problem solver -




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